I want a Hawaiian chair!

These Hawaiian chairs look cool! Exercise while finding it impossible to work!

Fred and Sharon's movies

This Gem comes to us courtesy of Bryce (where oh where does he find these things?)

Like Bryan Wilson contemplated after hearing The Beatles's Sgt Pepper Album. I'm probably going to quit making films because I'm obviously outclassed by these here folk.



Don't forget to visit http://www.fredandsharonsmovies.com/ !!!! And bring a dollar!!!

"My sister's the Devil!!"

My eldest kid told me straight out the other day that her sister's the Devil. I told her she was mistaken, and just because her little sister breaks her stuff sometimes, it doesn't mean she's the devil or anything.

"She is the Devil, I know it!" She said, unconvinced.

I tried logic.

"I don't see any horns on her head, and she doesn't have a little red pointy tail or goatskin pants.." I told her.

"SHE IS!!!!!!!" And she stomped off to draw stuff and cut up paper

A little while later I caught her trying to glue something onto her little sister's butt. Here is a photo of the first attempt. Apparently one of the wings looked more like a foot so she started over.

Her little sister didn't seem to mind having horns, red wings and a pointy tail glued onto her.

I'm going to teach the youngest to say:

"I'm the Devil!!!"

Playing guitar on the snowy front lawn

The weather's been really good lately. It was sunny on Saturday and I took my blue strat outside and practiced scales on it while the kids played on the front lawn in the Quinzhee. This one was built on the remains of the first one from a few months back (that didn't survive 4 days of freezing rain) and when digging it out we found a fissure in the floor and a 2 foot deep air pocket. It was the floor from the old one and it had 3 trapped plastic sand toys half-embedded in the ground.
The kids were excited, it was kind of an archaeological dig and kept them busy for two hours!

Woohoo!

Never cheat on your spouse

It's just not a good idea, as these photos will attest(grin). That's an amazing number of pick-axes embedded in this guy's car.







A dirty laundry billboard! What a great idea!









Notice it's all the guys doing the cheating in these photos?








Someone tossed a coke at my car once. It kinda looked like that on the outside (my windows were up though!)