Scary SCARY site I stumbled across. These are scary frickin' people that shop at Walmart wearing clothes that should have been thrown out after Halloween or burned after the wearer was processed at the police station/shelter/mental hospital. And the bodies make the clothes in this case, not the other way around. Holy Crap! Whoever supplies the captions should be writing for David Letterman...
Check it out in all it's ghastly glory... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
Here are a few of my favorites with photo and captions taken from the site.
He is wearing… a trash bag… as a skirt. I can’t even fathom a reason why! – “Well maybe it was some sort of an emergency.” Who knows what he is going to use the Tupperware for.
(1) Sweet hat. (2) Sweeter sideburns. (3) Yes I believe it Voodoo.
The Incredible Jorts
Let’s hope this new Incredible Hulk style of wearing your jorts doesn’t catch on….or if it does that it at least comes with less fupa.
Ughhh, it looks like you got into a fight with a stubborn octopus like 12 years ago that wouldn’t let go. Knock him off already will ya?
Animal from the Muppet Show
Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.
I see blue! He looks glorious!
Oh damn, Santa is workin’ it!