"No. You can't eat chocolate Kinder surprise eggs for breakfast..."
A conversation that has taken place on more than one occasion (replace the words "Kinder surprise egg" with any sugary, chocolaty, ADHD-enhancing substance).
This came about from a Boston Pizza advertising display that read "Life's uncertain, eat dessert first!!!" that I made the mistake of reading aloud once in the restaurant.
At least it makes for great pictures! (collage to follow one day).