I was digging around on the net looking for a clip of Don Ross, my favorite acoustic guitar player, playing something on CBC radio on the 'first Nation' guitar and came across the 'Bucky awards'.
Some of these are pretty damned funny. Sad thing is, they're real! (Personally I like "He Poos clouds" but it didn't win).
BEST SONG TITLE
This Sentence Will Ruin/Save Your Life
He Poos Clouds
The Truth About Cats & Dogs (Is That They Die)
Your Shitty Record Won't Mix Itself
Shout Out Out Out Out
"My bedroom's worse than the Catholic Church/I'll let anyone in"
The Dudes, Do the Right Thing
"Let's get wrecked on Rolling Rock and stroll down to the sea"
Joel Plaskett Emergency, A Million Dollars
"Did I mention I wouldn't eat meat then/listened to the Smiths too much in Grade 10"
McEnroe, Cereal for Dinner
"You said your girl looked like Drew Barrymore/I met her. She looks like Drew Carey more"
The Wordburglar, Word Owner