I was talking to someone about Paul Bernardo (that waste of oxygen) the other day and it occurred to me that they have a few particular prison policies that I simply don't understand.
#1 Most Prisoners aren't permitted to have shoelaces to prevent them from "trying to hang themselves".
Hello? If the person is a convicted murderer with video evidence that he kidnapped and raped women whose body parts turn up later in a lake encased in several different pieces of concrete, then the guy should be encouraged to kill himself.
Save us some money... Paul there, as you can see in the photo appears to sit there and watch TV for the better part of the day.
If I was a prison guard, I'd be walking by his cage every day saying to him "Hey Paul, I got an idea. Why don't you ^%$#*&^ kill yourself today?"
I say give him as many shoelaces as he wants... What's he gonna do, make a rope and escape? Garrote a guard? Him AND his ex-wife (who is just a big a psycho as he is) should not be using up our oxygen.
And Policy #2 Convicted rapists/murderers and or pedophiles are not housed in general prison population.
Screw that! He needs a big roommate named Phil who will strangle him in his sleep or kill him in the shower with a spoon.
Just my two cents...